Toaph's Bucket List

(in no particular order)

1. Go to the space ship shaped cap of the Empire State Building spire where the antenna is mounted
2. Get up to the torch in the Statue of Liberty
3. Visit Katmandu and lay eyes on Mount Everest
4. Skinny dip in every ocean of the globe
5. Be incarcerated
6. Stand naked before a worldwide live audience
7. Swim with singing whales
8. Get a full-body tattoo
9. Walk the Grand Gallery in the Great Pyramid of Cheops
10. Cum on the toes of Michelangelo's David
11. Streak on the Great Wall of China
12. Play roulette in Monte Carlo
13. See my work hanging in MOMA
14. Climb the Eiffel Tower
15. Father a child
16. Sneak around inside Vatican City
17. Visit Timbuktu
18. Find true love
19. Suffocate to death

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