I always have the best thoughts whenever I let my mind go blank.

Everybody has a disorder.

Anything I do that's bad for me will hurt first.

If you think TV has changed society, consider what qwerty has done.

To everyone else, life is an instant.

Animamls don't know that there's not only one of each of them.

Cerebration is thought for thought's sake

My only *truly* interactive toy is my cat. I say, "Come here," and she completely ignores me. *That's* interaction.

Anything you say about death you can say about insanity. However close you get to one you always wish you were closer to the other.

One must disassociate the visual from reality. Information has become so visible that we've forgotten how to visiaulize it.

Nitrous can make even flies appealing

Choose your spies wisely

Harrass someone anonymously

We don't have as many artists as we used to

If you want to be left alone, go to the place where people compete for attention

Every song is a relationship

I wonder how many ideas I've written down when my Newton was off

When you're an alcoholic, you're never thirsty.

Circumstances make us different.

Homeowners get to know a house from the inside out. Their visitors get to know it from the outside in.

Anyone who's ever tapped a keg understands interfaces.

Don't fear paranoia.

I never saw clearly until I closed my eyes.

I recall every moment that I have ever lived. Unfortunately it would take a lifetime for me to prove it to you.

People don't make inventions any more, they make VW busses.

A lot of times I'll watch snow on my TV

Young people don't appreciate their own youth. Don't worry. They will.

I'm waiting for the future to catch up with me.

I dye my hair when I cut my cat's claws, because they each take a long time to grow out.

Parents used to discipline their kids when they swore, much to the chagrin of the kids. When the kids grew up, not being hypocrites, they swore the way they always wanted to. Their kids, in turn, being raised in an environment where swearing was normal, considered it to be acceptible behavior. Now we have MTV and Jerry Springer where swearing is barely even bleeped out anymore.

If you haven't gotten it yet, start looking back

Nitrousdamous died on July 16, 1999.

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