Toaph's Bucket List

(in no particular order)

Go to the space ship shaped cap of the Empire State Building spire where the antenna is mounted
Get up to the torch in the Statue of Liberty
Deepthroat George St-Pierre
Hang glide
Visit Katmandu and lay eyes on Mount Everest
Skinny dip in every ocean of the globe
Be incarcerated
Stand naked before a worldwide live audience
Swim with singing whales
Get a full-body tattoo
Walk the Grand Gallery in the Great Pyramid of Cheops
Cum on the toes of Michelangelo's David
Streak on the Great Wall of China
Play roulette in Monte Carlo
See my work hanging in MOMA
Climb the Eiffel Tower
Father a child
Sneak around inside Vatican City
Visit Timbuktu
Find true love
Suffocate to death